A Pinch of Memes to Add Some Flavor

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    Stunning

    Me staring at myself on FaceTime instead of my parents:
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    FALL IN ARIZONA 5am 8am 11am 3pm 6pm 10pm
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    It's So Over

    Melissa Florer-Bixler @MelissaFloBix Every time I get a gray hair I remember that one of my stem cells is like, "the working conditions here are awful and I am done." And I respect that, from a labor perspective 3:47 PM 10/23/21 Twitter Web App
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    brothers, I know the world is scary right now G but it's pretty funny too, not gonna lie
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    No Worries At All

    Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz www A guy my age was telling me how happy he was that his wife just gave birth to their fourth child then was like "sorry, don't mean to brag" and it's like, oh no worries, your life literally sounds terrible to me
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    *grabs intercom at walmart* IN THE TIME OF CHIMPANZEES I WAS A MONKEY Pharmac 12
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    It's A Full Time Job

    When u take her out because she tags u in amazing memes but she continues to look at memes during the date
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    WildCharge a sprout @wildchargeart My love language is quietly leaving a meme in your dms like a cat leaving a de d lizard or bug on your doorstep because it likes you.
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    The Sophisticated Way

    Flirting BONOBOLOGY Flirting through memes
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    Richard (Jeep era) @halkyardo Are you "I must have background noise at all times" neurodivergent, or are you "background noise drives me literally insane" neurodivergent? 6:51 PM - 2022-03-16 Twitter for iPhone 1,650 Retweets 3,291 Quote Tweets 30.5K Likes Yes tiger-in-the-flightdeck Follow
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    The Power Of Fruit

    Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper I've had mangoes that were better than entire years of my life 12:29 p.m. 30 Jan. 22 Twitter for iPhone
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    Are u okay bro? i ruined everything because i was confused
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    Crazy

    cringe goddess @JamieManelis Stop telling me my feelings are valid they're absolutely not I'm just insane 5:04 PM 2022-07-30 Twitter for iPhone 630 Retweets 15 Quote Tweets 5,793 Likes
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    Me Our Mental Health You Memes
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    Come In

    when you've got baggage, unresolved trauma, a sketchy past but a lot of love to give
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    *me in 10 years* cashier: sir your bill is $20.20 me: @m3aruf Purell FOVANCED
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    Peak Judgment

    Friend: "Does your Bearded Dragon bite?" Me: "Worse, he judges you."
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    Ron Iver @ronnui_ Microwaves have like 32 buttons but you only need about 4, including number buttons. Look me in the eye and tell me you use the 7 key.
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    Waste

    rob elliott @rockymomax The amount of cookies I've watched the Cookie Monster waste with his bulls chewing makes me sick
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    So close... O FTARGET 6354
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    Clowning Around

    When your job can be done remotely but you're forced to work from the office Daniel Abrahams
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    ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl my daily routine is simple. I wake up, drink coffee, and spend all day yearning to get back in bed
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    No Essay For You

    When your teacher asks you to turn in your essay but you ain't no snitch
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    Don't even speak to me until I've had my 45 minutes of disassociation
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    Priorities

    I post memes more than selfies because I rather see y'all smiling than falling in love sarcasm
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    *When a Midwest girl tries to talk * "Oh for sure I'm gonna eat you up like a hot dish you betcha! ope, my are off dontcha know" THAT IS THE VOICE OF AN ANGEL.
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    Restrained

    Diabolical @thechaoticsage I'm not as unhinged as I could be and i want everyone to be grateful for that 6:46 PM 10/29/22 Twitter for iPhone
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    No one: Me as soon as I get home from anywhere:
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    No Confessions

    When you're at a party with the squad and someone says where do you guys get all those dank memes from ATASKA What are you, a cop?
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    Everytime I speak, my inner critic: Wish you weren't so fu*king awkward bud
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    Ow

    ME THE CRUSHING WEIGHT OF EXISTENCE
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    Winter fans be like "Ahh yes, 6 PM
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